Sunday, November 30, 2008


I like my horror movies at two extremes, serious and disturbing or easy and fun. Some movies set out to grab you by the throat and shake the scares into you, while others don't take them selves seriously and just allow you to enjoy the mindlessness of it.

Japan is mad crazy about the mindless gore. The levels at which they'd go for 'entertainment' can not be comprehended by me, and I mean that as a compliment.

An example of what I'm saying would be the movie I'm dying to get my grubby little hands on. It's called Tokyo Gore Police or Tôkyô zankoku keisatsu. There's a little review here.

I actually found out about this movie a few months back but it had kinda dropped of my radar. I've been a long time fan of movies such as Ichi the killer and the recent Machine girl. A Gore Police looks like it's going to deliver the same kinda satisfaction. It's about a squad of futuristic Tokyo cops that have to deal with weird, freaky cool mutants. I'm sure if you dig around you'll find a place with more in-depth info. But let me just say, this movie...has a chick.. whose lower torso... is a crocodile!

How freakin cool is that?!#@

While I wait for a copy of Tokyo Gore Police... I'm getting me a little number called Wicked Lake. I've seen a few negative reviews about this movie, but some have mentioned that it's a decent blood bath of a movie. That's kinda all I'm looking for right now so it's cool. If I wanted a proper story I'd go watch Terminator 2.

Plus Wicked Lake has some nice eye candy in it too... can't go wrong blood and candy. Find a good review here.

Wicked Lake babes

Edit: Wicked Lake absolutely sucked. If I wanted to see a movie in which the only quality was the get some porn. This failed as a horror movie... and all the reviews that go on about the gore in this, what gore were you looking at?

Don't get me wrong... I love naked chicks. But when I get a horror movie with naked chicks...I want some effort with the horror.

Read the Horror Club review here.

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